{"product_id":"la-promo-ignoree","title":"The Forgotten Promotion","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"-70% today only.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Last pieces available.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Exceptional offer.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou saw the promotion. You felt the call of the crossed-out price. And yet, you resisted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Ignored Promotion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, you pay 10 CHF to not buy a product simply because it was cheaper. Therefore, you will receive no item, no discount, no coupon, and no mystery product.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a useless expense, yes. But at least, it's honest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContent delivered:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice before discount:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e non-existent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSavings made:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e probably greater than the amount paid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Empty Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53328224780635,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/4352\/6235\/files\/8896b5df-be54-45d2-9ff2-3e94d2ef23ba.png?v=1780753768","url":"https:\/\/theemptyshop.com\/en\/products\/la-promo-ignoree","provider":"The Empty Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}